Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy??

2016 Dodge Charger in Grey

The Charger!!!!!

This baby sits low, the ride is smooth as a newborn's ass (having mothered 8, I should know). I sat at the stoplight in town, side by side with a rigged up truck with dual exhaust and the clapping engine & when the light turned green I was at the next light!!! Said truck was left in the dust

Roomy, soft, supple cockpit with luxurious power seats (heat!!!) keeps me snug. Not only does this car look great... the sound!!! Alpine stereo system... sounded like Billie Eilish was in my lap.

I love the hub:

Climb aboard! Get ready to fly!!!!

Room for up to 5 companions, comfortably

Power mirrors with Defrost

Cockpit view

I'd just like to state that I had a TON of fun today driving across town in this beast!! Lots of looks, even though I drive like a granny mostly. It was speedy, smooth sailing, sounds dreamy, flung me into my seat just right, and rocked my eardrums gently and lovingly. What could be found to complain over?

This thing is luxury.

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Stay tuned for next week's review... the Dodge Journey!